I just hate to see rubbish. Who doesn’t anyway? But it is just that when I see rubbish spotted anywhere around Malaysia, and to see it lies upon the very street of my lovely city, I feel like running away from the country and it is just disgusting and in fact disturbing at its best. I stumbled across this and this website and I am not blaming anyone for that but us, the Malaysians. What we did for the past decades have been watch by others and guess what, they really made a very good nasty stare at us on how unhygienic we are actually. But we chose not to apprehend it positively and our Malaysian snobbery always takes place.

We didn’t do that
Malaysians are clean people
You are actually dirty people, not us

Bla bla bla and without knowing it, others find us as really ignorant people. I had bad experience about dirty public toilets and I find it ridiculous to pay 50 cent to get entry to nastiest place ever on earth. I should spend that 50 cents for charity. 20 cents for the peminta sedekahs and the other 30 for the buskers – the buskers work for it, that’s why they should get more.

We have our government to pay and build castle-like toilet but in it, we scatter shit everywhere. We scribble anything on the wall as if it is an art gallery. We advertise phone sex service in it and draw trivial pornographic pictures in intention anyone sees it would get horny. Morover, we become creative by flushing our leftovers by using our foot without being thoughtful on how unclean our shoes are. Even worse, we chose to kangkang instead of duduk on supposedly duduk toilet, making it sickening to others to duduk on it. And all these we chose not to realize about and while these didn’t amount too much in our emotional account, others did – and others transcribe it on newspapers, blog and even scream loudly at people that Malaysians are dirty, unhygienic people and who is to be blamed? Encik Rubbish? Saudari Sampah?

It is the same third world country thing we had when driving. We chose to wind down the car window and carelessly throw shit away from the car. It made me sick when one of them nearly hit my car window but being a good Malaysian, I just honked at the driver deafeningly without showing my middle finger. That is what good Malaysians do, isn’t it? And it very confusing to see why we chose not to report to any authority involved that these shit-thrower is hilling up our land with rubbish. And after a routine daily slip through the newspapers nowadays, and to read about how crooked politicians are in this day and age, I hit upon that RM100 can settle everything and the fact that the more reports the more occasions of duit kopi went to Datuk's pocket.

Personally speaking, me myself would reluctantly say that a tourist after visiting both Singapore and Malaysia, would find Singapore much more organized and clean. And by being clean we wouldn't be kiasu, take note. Please Malaysians, be more hygienic. But hey, no matter how shitty things can be, it's still my home and I want Malaysia to be my retirement country. I don’t want to live in a cesspool!

P.S. I have always preferred futsal centers toilets – where you can hardly find any buruk features of dirty Malaysians identity in it. Ironic isn’t it? People who play football know well how to dribble and pass our shit before shooting it – therefore we have cleaner toilets. Anyway, we end our losing draught by letting Benny McCarthy scores the only goal in Blackburn 1-0 victory at Ewood Park. They just wanted to win. The just lost badly by being hammered mercilessly by Arsenal the game before and being such a gentleman, we just let them to have a good time. It’s Christmas!