I have not been writing for about two weeks. Words are just checking in and out of my mind and never impede of hang about there still, with flowers and beauty at every tenses. Or maybe I got so occupied with my never ended assignments which you guys surely don’t want to know how they haunted me bad this 3 weeks holiday. Or maybe my bed is way sweeter than having my eyes and fingers fixed to my laptop. Okay, okay, I admit, I’m on a writer’s block. Ah it’s not a big deal anyway, as even Stephen King got one when he was en route in finishing up the famous ‘The Green Mile’.
But I guess that symptom of mine is coming to an end, and I can not resist for not writing anything about my Prime Minister’s comeback to manhood, yes he’s going to marry yet again, after two years of seclusion from the sea of love. Ha Ha. Good Luck with your new mistress, Pak Lah, and just a humble piece of advice from a nobody like me, just keep your eyes and hands at the country, for we have a nation to be fixed, and future to pursue.
Rounded head, stretched tail, as white as silk, they are alive, yet they hold the most magical history humankind could ever find. They usually come in groups of two or three million. They support each other, all the while fighting their way to individualism to reach the so-called egg cell. They are like hippies: they all stink, all of them are the same, but we can't just have enough of them. Ah by the way, in case you forgot, they are called sperm. Ha Ha. In addition, according to a popular urban legend, football enthusiast, like me, produce sperms almost every day because they are so cool. Ha Ha. There you have it, a concise re-introduction of sperm to all. A good revision for any not-getting-any-younger hopefuls who may have failed to get a clue, or may not remember what is sperm is all about.
Digress? Maybe. Anyway, I think that Pak Lah is a man who needs someone to look after him. I suppose this time with his newly-wed Jeanne Abdullah; he can put an end to his loneliness and pay more attention to the running of the country. Congratulations, Pak Lah. Can 9th of June be declared public holiday? Bagi la seround!
P.S. Just support our national team, and don’t try to be smart to say anything about all-things-footie again, Pak Lah. After all, Sir Alex won’t be coming.
dude, heard about it as well, n did have a peek at the media statement from his office. but why it hasn't been made public ya?
rumours about him getting married to this lady has been around since early of the year, just for the record.
i dont know, maybe there's already a public announcement being made on the local media. whatever it is, my 'slmt pengantin baru' goes to him, sooner or later.