What are you wearing?

Oh, this is baju Melayu and kain pelikat.

Budge Mala-what?

Ba-ju Me-la-yu.

Okay. And the other one?

Kain pelikat.

Canned play-card?

No, it is ‘Ka-in Pe-li-kat’

(Steven Gerrard converts penalty. 15 minutes from time)

Malaysians wear this?

No, they wear Dolce & Gabbana.