What are you wearing?
Oh, this is baju Melayu and kain pelikat.
Budge Mala-what?
Ba-ju Me-la-yu.
Okay. And the other one?
Kain pelikat.
Canned play-card?
No, it is ‘Ka-in Pe-li-kat’
(Steven Gerrard converts penalty. 15 minutes from time)
Malaysians wear this?
No, they wear Dolce & Gabbana.
Haha. My Aussie friends have long ago given up on pronouncing my name. I think some of them still do not know what my name is until now. Last year when I played basketball I found a solution - I asked my basketball teammates to call me Ahmad. Easy.