Awak pilih, lebih banyak menulis atau lebih banyak membaca? 

Kalau tidak membaca, macam mana mahu menulis? Jaga, modal awak makin kurang, tak terfikir mahu top-up? Makin lama saya baca tulisan awak, makin tidak berminat saya jadinya. 

Okay, mungkin saya salah, kurang faham isi hati penulis macam awak. 

Tapi sayang, jangan lah habiskan banyak masa menulis sampai kurang masa membaca.  

I am not mad because of your stupidity. I am mad because you choose to stay stupid.

Awak, jangan lah menangis, jangan buat saya rasa bersalah! 

Memang lah, kita semua kan dahulunya clinging form. Tak payah lah malu-malu mengaku kita hina. 

Dan beragak lah kalau awak rasa peristiwa 10 August itu tidak relevan. Jangan takut sayang, let me hug you, just the way Gabby did during the night of the sacred love and I shall whisper that amorous word of love for few times before you repeat after me.

Let me squeeze you in tight embrace. And let us see the reason behind all that.

Are you okay, sayang? I still love your writing okay. 

Finish your muffin now, I am already late for work. 

I am not paying this time.

Oh by the way, kenalkan kawan baru saya, Salman Rushdie.

I call him Abang Man. Don't call him Sal, he will be angry. Very angry that he will kill you using his typewriter.