For the first time, I am writing this post in the comfort of ridiculously Usain Bolt-fast university internet connection and not so comforting feeling given that the exam is just few days away.
A directorate pharmacist (or drug consultant for commercial reason) from nearby hospital came to teach me gastrointestinal and liver aspects of pharmacology today, and I should know by now to suggest some drug (with accurate quantity) if you are struggling with abdominal pain. OMG!
Only if she didn't look like someone familiar, I would have paid more attention and wouldn't have screwed the last bit of the tutorial. OMG!
I never thought I'd enjoy doing drug dose calculation, since my numerical skill is beyond catastrophic. I had to use the calculator to subsract 32 from 45, when talking to my junior about IB points. OMG!
Now I have an hour to kill. I've watched every goal there is at 101greatgoals, read more news than I supposedly had to, and starting to load Top Gear on YouTube. Ah life's great! OMG!
Okay not, since exam is around the corner. It's like, OMG!
It is raining out there and I had to keep my cool by not running in the rain, and walked steadily instead. Toilet drier was in full blast before I sorted myself out again. OMG!
A guy next to me is panicking with revision (I assume he is doing Business, because he smells nice) and a girl is talking very loudly on the phone just right accross the table. OMG!
The wall is painted white with adverts of college election hopeful candidates' campaign poster splashed all over. Some of them are cute and might get my vote. Few more revealing pictures will secure my vote without a slightest of hesitation. OMG!
The printer is so busy today, ominously printing off slides after slides. If the printer can talk, he might want to have heart-to-heart talk with me. I have nothing to do with him, since I have my own printer in my room - except for it being the loyal supplier of A4 papers. OMG!
That printer is a cash machine for the uni, ripping 4p for each page printed. Yes, I did turn to look at the print charges poster right at my back. OMG!
And there is a girl just below the poster. Accurately standing at my 5 o'clock, she mixes black-white silk dress with dark purple scarf and wears blue sandals with brown handbag - and stupidly big green stone earrings, which succesfully confused me of the concept of mix and match. I can never understand how fashion works. Ridiculously weird and expensive. Yes, I have to turn and look again, and lucky to escape unnoticed. OMG!
When I mentioned 5 o'clock just now, a Chinese couple just walked in. The guy raised his eyebrow to greet me hello - that's how we Asian do the trick: no talking, yet relationship saving. The girl is okay lah, nothing like Gillian Chung to really catch my attention. Seeing them reminded me of Sichuan Earthquake Charity fundraising drive they had last week in uni. I donated zero pence, compensated it with few emphatic questions and discovered how well the drive went!
Can I make up a story that there was a massive earthquake happened in some place in Malaysia few years ago that killed millions so that I can lead a charity fundraising drive? I think I could get 100 pounds easily in a day. Tell some stories, show some bucket and shake some hands, and in few days, I'll get my USD300!
Morally wrong. OMG!
One of my coursemate knows my school, but spelt it CCKK. Banyak sangat C tu. He knows it by the school's cricket ground. He asked me whether I know Bradford Grammar School or not. I knew shit about his school before he told me his high school story. He went away just before he was about to bore me.
I remember now who that drug consultant looked like: my essay advisor back in Banting. Oh she was my tutor as well. I hope she is doing well. I have to go now.
By the way, there you go - blogging, by girls' definition.
OMG! So, OMG! Aww, OMG! It's like, so, OMG! It's like, aww, so, OMG! It's like, it's like, aww, aww, OMG!
Kill me.
Toodles.
OMG!
Friday, May 15, 2009
Females Are More Religious In Nature
hahaha. i don't know if i wanna strangle you right now or what. hoi! hahahaa. completely stereotypical and overgeneralizing=P i DO NOT have OMGs after every sentence. eleh, belajar toodles tu daripada siapa jugak kan?=P hope you had fun making fun of us girl bloggers, now time to suit up and study, izham!